Quotable Dad

My new turquoise purse that I brought with me broke tonight. The strap snapped. It was only ten dollars at Wal-Mart, but I had a hard time finding a purse before I left that wasn't ugly. (I have high standards.) But Dad forced me to let him buy me a new purse tonight so that my wallet wouldn't go flying. None of the bags we looked at really caught me eye. So I told Dad I wouldn't get one. He said, and I quote, "If you don't buy a purse, I'll buy a purse (for you). Now I'm going to go look at the make-up."
(He claims he was looking for hand sanitizer.)

Dad and I had a jolly old time together in Paris! We did lots of walking. Here's the reader's digest version of what we did:
Yesterday, we saw Sainte-Chapelle. The stained glass is gorgeous.
One of the things we did was go inside Notre Dame, which was just stunning. Then we ate crepes. Dad got ham and cheese, and I got Nutella and banana. (We got pictures of that for Amy! Soon to come.)
Pretty soon, we're going to London, we're staying in such-and-such hotel, and it's gonna be great!
(Cue creepy "Oh, yes, it WILL be great!" Although, come to think of it, it's not as funny since the stalker.)